fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

yeah but than you parents would be like… “AN ‘A-’ !? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?”

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

things people say to downplay your depression:

• stop being dramatic
• but everyone gets sad 
• you just want attention
• you can’t be depressed you were laughing like five mins ago
• it’s a phase
• you should be grateful
• you’ll get over it

!!!!!!!!!!

wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

(Source: impmon)

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese